Just a joke

These three men went golfing. They were Jesus, Moses, and an old man. They were playing pretty well until the 11th hole. There was a huge water trap. It was Mose's turn. He swings, hits the ball, parts the water, and hits a hole in one. Now, it is Jesus turn. Jesus swings, hits the ball, it lands in the middle of the water. Jesus walks on top of the water, and takes a second swing, ball in hole. The old man is up. Hits the ball into the water, where a bass grabs the ball, an eagle flies down and grabs the bass out of the water. They eagle flies over the hole where the bass drops the ball into the hole. Jesus exclaims, "Stop showing off, Dad."

Going off to war

I had to take the dog out to the end of the road and all I had was my long johns upstairs. I decided to use my little brothers camo jacket and his way too small hat. It kept me pretty warm even though it made me look like a chicken legged warrior.
Dante